Pink Elephants On Parade

WEIGHT a minute!!!  My BMI is 45.5, that means that I am just a measly .5 away from being 50% fat.

That means that I am a walking chub. Barely walking chub at that. I hate the fat that I have become. Not a self loathing fatty. If I were a self loathing fatty I would eat another Big Mac, have a super sized fry with it and order another milk shake.

What gets a person to that BMI?  You can't even ask that without piercing your lips or making a double chin and talking like you can't move your big fat neck. CAUSE: YOU ALMOST CAN'T.

Size 22 top,  2X
18-20 pants that roll down and sometimes,  I lose my underwear in the battle too. In fact at a graduation her a few months ago, I barely caught my underwear before they fell to the floor.
Weight: 233

Sometimes I am even a little SOB!! (short of breath)